Monday, May 10, 2010

Thursday Night NBC Power Rankings 2.0

A little delayed in getting these done as I conked out during 30 the opening moments of 30 Rock and had to wait to catch up this weekend. Biggest mover this week is Darryl Philbin of The Office, who creeps up 4 spots into the Top 20. It’s partially at the expense though of old friend Stanley Hudson, who we all love but just isn’t cutting it this year. Liz Lemon was another big mover, up 3 slots, thanks to a memorable moon howling with Buzz Aldrin. The countdown starts up with a new addition to the Top 25:

BIGGEST RISER: Darryl Philbin +4
BIGGEST FALLER: Kevin Malone -3
SAY GOODBYE: Stanley Hudson
HELLO AGAIN: Senior Chang


25. Senior Chang (COM). Stellar Scarface Paintball conclusion. [Previously Unranked]


24. Shirley Bennett (COM ) Lackluster week. [22]


23. Britta Perry (COM). Relieved some necessary tension and made us wish it was HBO. [25]


22. Erin Hannon (OFF). Nothing to the table this week [21]


21. Oscar Martinez (OFF). Ditto [20]


20. Darryl Philbin (OFF). Executing revenge on Andy, finally the camera time I’ve been waiting for. [24]


19. April Ludgate (P&R). Small highlight when she lured a stalker to the telethon. [18]


18. Creed Bratton (OFF). Automatically moved up a notch by referring to Darryl as “Darnell”, as well as “I’ve done a lot worse for a lot less” [19]


17. Jim Halpert (OFF). Had it going on at the opening sequence, along with Pam and the MORSE Code. Then they both evaporated. [17]


16. Troy Barnes (COM). Nothing gained, nothing lost [16]


15. Kevin Malone (OFF). Was “Cookie Monster” his high water mark of the season? [12]


14. Kenneth Parcell (ROCK) Or should we say “Carl”. Time well spent as Jack’s mother’s bitch. [15]


13. Jeff Winger (COM). Relieved the tension and won priority registration. And a non-blue ray DVD player. Good week. [14]


12. Leslie Knope (P&R) Stuck to the routine. Hysterical early on, annoying as hell as 9:00 approached. [11]


11. Pierce Hawthorn (COM). The victim of such a Jeff/Brita-centric episode [10]


10. Liz Lemon (ROCK). Solid interaction with the moms and the aforementioned scene with Buzz Alderin, really a pisser [13]


9. Andy Dwyer (P&R). Steady as she goes. [9]


8. Andy Bernard (OFF). Played the paranoid sucker well [8]


7. Abed Nadir (COM). Out of the Top 5, but still top 10 [5]


6. Tracy Jordan (ROCK). Climbs up a spot with a hysterical search for a mom [7]


5. Dwight Schrute (OFF) “All cases are solved with logic. The only logical way to find out if Donna is a cheater is to seduce her, bring her to orgasm, then call Michael and tell him the sad news”. [6]


4. Tom Haverford (P&R) Drops a spot on the principle of not being able to handle 2 light beers with Detelf Schrempf. [3]


3. Jack Donaghy (ROCK) Four Words: Cream of Mushroom Soup. [4]


2. Michael Scott (OFF). It’s getting closer at the top. As stomach churning as it was, I lost my shit over Mayonnaise and Black Olives. “I’m The Mistress?” [2]


1. Ron Swanson (P&R). Everybody’s favorite sleep fighter fends off the Regional Manger for one more week. “Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He's a grown man. Fishing’s not that hard”. [1]

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